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"Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?" 

"You did," admitted the boyfriend, "it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gon...

   On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.

   "Are these for your wife, sir?" she asked. ...

    At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.

    The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-e...