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Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.
John: How is that?
Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.

　　There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night
　　and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
　　The next night, when she didn&rsqu...

　　The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.

　　Johnny laughed.

　　"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher.

　　"No, sir," answered Johnny,...

I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read．There was a book used by the leaners in reading called“Dialogues between a Missionary and an Indian．”It was a poor performance，full of inconclusive...

 English:drink like a fish A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.

All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hard...

 English：I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."

Loath to disappoint the children, he...

 English:One Point Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year －"62-63", "...

 English：When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when i felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, "Your name is very sp...

 English：I cannot see it at all After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After ...

Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can’t take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK?

Let’s find out just how smart and clever you really are.

Ready? …

GO!!!...

One: Be thought that the spy stares fixedly by the aunt: The aunt who acts as doorkeeper while we enter the girl student dormitory with reason reasonable and legitimate, is able to doubt that we have against the law or discipline attemp. While we have ...

There are not only eat rice “programmer”, often abroad, a group of programmers and the work of the newbie. The following is an experienced programmer of such a thing funny diary:
May -20: This is the first day of work! I work in the se...

China to see 56-AK47 automatic rifles, he said: “The fight against piracy is everyone’s responsibility.”  

J-J-6, a group of 7 U.S. F22 said: “Well, you choose single or gang fights, you have singled out a gro...

Britain has come for many years, has also experienced a number of new,
But getting out of our minds numb, a lot of things have got used to them by.  

China, to compare the difference between it and the United Kingdom;
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     A former movie star sitting in a hotel room, one of the offensive began, he asked. Actor did not ignore his insult, but two female fans not help it. They not only denounced that the Duozuiduoshe, ha...